A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

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If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

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Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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this isn't an anti joke but you guys remember teletubbies?

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

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why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

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What did the black guy say to the slave driver. Nothing, slavery no longer exists.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

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Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

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why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

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What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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