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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Pickles are moist.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

What's the difference between a horse and a gorilla? Their penis size. Horses have relatively large penises, while gorillas are known to have the smallest penises proportional to their body size.

Cripples are lame.

Take part of what?

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

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