- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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FUCK THE JEWS

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on the wall? Wally.

How do you blindfold an Asian person? With a blindfold

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Gordon Brown smiles.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

What did the wizard say to the man? Wizards aren't real. Thus not able to speak.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

speak now or forever hold your pee

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

What is the worst party ever? Nazi.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

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