Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

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Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

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Knock Knock Come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

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Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In this case, its black operations, but simply in the term that its a well secret something, its not a lets say, organization that breaks the law, kidnaps listens to phones uses wires, which the FBI does. And when I mean I am a employee, I might have spoken a bit over my head here (sorry, lightheaded), you could well, simply put, I am something between a delivery boy and a mercenary, not the kind that shoots and kills (my shape sucks anyways), but rather the kind that "facilitates" communications between organizations... Thats all I can say without breaking laws that technically do not exist.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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1)Where do you find a turtle with no legs? 2)Where? 1)Where you left it. 1)... Knock Knock... 2)Who's there? 1)...Not the turtle...

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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Girl:Do you wanna hear a joke? Boy:Sure... Girl: jesus loves you

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

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Whats a blind catholics biggest fear? The priests power of chris compelling him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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