- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

what do i refer too White people = Business Yellow People = Smart Black People = Drug Smugglers, Terrorists, Rapists etc

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What is the name of the car? What

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

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