Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

Why did the Chicken Cross the road? Because it did...

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

What do you call a sober man driving a car? a designated driver

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

TELL

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

What do you do to a woman who has a black eye? Punch her in the other eye so that they match.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

What's brown,green got four legs and can fall out of a tree and kill you? A snooker table.

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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