What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

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What did the prison inmate get for Christmas? A warm chair to sit in

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Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

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A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

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What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

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A cat playing laser tag.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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What did the bartender say to the man? can i have a beer if you dont get it the bartender asked the customer for a beer

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how do you call someone? use a phone

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I like U.............................nicorns :D

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How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was the Tyrannosaurus Rex such an aggressive animal? it had short arms so it could not masturbate.

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Why can't Anne Frank write a sequel? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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