- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Your Mum is soo fat.

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What should you never give to your friends as a wedding present? An old plastic bag full of rubbish.

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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