What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Roses are red Violets are blue This font is black You smell like shit

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

Jordan is pregant

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

teacher: who's going to pass english? students: us teacher: not you, i lied about the passing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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