Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a chicken and was probably not aware that it was walking across a road at all, especially considering that it was likely in a low-traffic rural area.

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of african decent to sit in towards the front of a bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of european decent.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Justin Bieber.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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ask me if im a door yes

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? Everything you own

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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Jackie Chan walks into a bar.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

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How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

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nothing

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Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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