- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

what did eric foreman get for christmas? a foot in his ass.

Yo momma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn.

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

You want some cake? Sure! Okay, go buy the ingridients and bake me some. YAY!

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

An anti joke a day... really doesn't actually do that much

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is an overused joke on a kid's cartoon. Thank me later.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

A black guy and a white guy are in a car. What is going to happen? They will arrive at their destination.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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