- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

Where's my tractor?

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

How do you give a cold sore to catnip? Because he needed lemon juice

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How do you make a baby stop screaming? Pour acid down its throat.

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