What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

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a priest, a rabbi, and a nun walk into a bar...and the bartender goes...what is this a joke? mr. healey

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

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Turkeys are obese

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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A momma tomato and a baby tomato are walking down the street, and the baby tomato starts to fall behind. The mother turns to it and says "hurry up."

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Doctor doctor, I feel like listening to good music. Looks like you need "The Cure" to help with this.

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How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? To give to his wife to cut up for his family to have at a picnic

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Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

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You might be a redneck if someone slaps you on the back of the neck.

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How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

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knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

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Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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