- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the women die? Because She was a Squirrel.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

What is purple pink and goes over 10000 miles per hour. Barnney in a tornado

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

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