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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

Q: What did one muffin say to another? A: Nothing. Muffins don't talk, you idiot.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

Katy Perry

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Connor is homo

White guy: I figure she's a gold digger, my neighbor. Black guy: Did you say the N word?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

Whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? 15 minutes in the oven.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

What did the priest do to the young catholic boy? Bless him.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

What's red, white and blue? You're mother on her period after she had sex. I don't know where the blue came from.

How do you fit an elephant into a car? You can't. Unless it's a baby elephant. You would probably also need a convertible with the top down.

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