Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

tim has no humor

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because that's where the oncologist's office is.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

An orphan falls off a cliff.

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

why did the chicken eat his brother? he was a canivore

Whi can't John sleep? Because he is dead!

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

A guy at a baseball game....

Why was Katy Perry naked with your mom? Because they were having sex

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