Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Q: What did the redneck say when he ran out of beer? A: I need more beer.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

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how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

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Q. bob had 93 chocolate bars and ate 74 what does he have now? A. diabetes

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? Nothing. He won't get them for the rest of his life.

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whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing your mum having sex

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Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Get up Look in the mirror

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Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

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Q: Why did the white man die? A: because he had cancer

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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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