What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A man watched his city burn. He was traumatized by the loss of his friends and family and went to therapy to recover.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why are Asians so good at math? because of their work ethic and determination to become the best at everything.rice.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

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Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

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A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

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All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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Women's rights.

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Immigration Laws

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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