- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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united we sit, cause we're fat

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

my mind's eye?

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why do cats have nine lives? Because they don't have ten.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because goats lay eggs.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

If your falling up a ladder and your canoe runs out of gas, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog houes? A. George Washington B. India C. Blue Answer: False

How much dub could a dubstep dub if a dubstep could step dub?

How do you confuse a Mexican? Stand in the middle of a crosswalk while shouting "Cthulu will rise!" whilst looking at the sky and playing "Everybody Have Fun Tonight" by Wang Chung. Works every time.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

What did the black guy get from his white girlfriend for valentines day? An HIV positive test result.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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