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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

What's worse than strapping 10 dead baibes to a tree? Strapping a dead baby to 10 trees.

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Connor is homosexuaI

Why? Why not?

"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely white man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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