What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

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Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

Why does life hand you lemons? Because it sucks enough, so it wants you to have some.

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Why did the frog cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

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What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

What's worst than realizing your mom is actually a transvestite? Simultaneously realizing this means you are adopted

A man driving through a thunderstorm said, "look, it's rain, dear." His wife, being a reindeer, took offense to that statement.

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Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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