why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a black guy? -the bucket.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

What did the girl say to the guy who poked her on Facebook? You poked me.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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