An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

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Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

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What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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Your mom is so fat, when she farts, I can use her underwear as a hot air balloon

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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here's a joke... the american education society

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Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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