guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

Roses are red, But ravens are black, Please go to China, and never come back!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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