- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

YOUR MUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

What do you call a black kid with no parents? A black orphan.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

the canadian, the chinese man, and the black guy walk into the at different times and buy different things

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