WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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a horse is a horse. of course of course....unless its a cow

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why was the woman crying? her son killed 5 people.

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3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

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Q. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for a book on suicide? A. The librarian hands the man a book on suicide

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there was a rich kid strolling in the woods.he saw a bear, HE DIED

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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what does matt daly like to do in his free time anal

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If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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There are 2 women at a bus stop. One of them has a swollen belly. The pregnant woman says to the other one, "I'm expecting a baby." The other woman responds, "That's too bad. I'm expecting a bus, at least that'll help me."

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A homosexual walked into a bar. He orders a beer. When he holds out his credit card, the bartender says, "We do not accept credit." Upon hearing this, the homosexual reaches into his wallet and pulls out five dollars. Because it is legal tender, the bartender takes the money and gives the homosexual the change that is due. The homosexual proceeds to drink the beer. When he is finished, he walks out of the bar. Nobody is aware of his sexual orientation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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