Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

read this sentence again.

What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A deaf man sits down puts on his headphones presses play on his ipod starts to nod his head and realises what he has just done

Can you help jack Off. The elephant?

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

What happens when you throw a yellow rock into a purple river? it makes a splash

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Knock, Knock Who's there? Interrupting cow Interrupting c- Moo

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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