- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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how do you finish a 30000 piece puzzle you search for cheat codes

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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