- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

I'm Polish.

Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

What is more black than a Nigerian marathon runner? The night sky

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

SHUT UP, yes you... WHAT DID I JUST SAY!!!!

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

what is long black and smelly the welfare line

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

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