Roses are red.

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What types of animals are the most dangerous? Dangerous ones.

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whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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A man walks into a bar. He hasn't been there before, and it's a Friday so it's really crowded, and it's really quite a dive, so he and his girlfriend decide to leave and find somewhere else to eat.

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

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How did the rock cross the road? It didn't cause it's a rock.

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2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

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Yo momma is so poor when she went to the bank the teller was like " you have no money."

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Why is there a rock in a boy's foot? He wasn't weraing shoes.

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If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

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My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

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have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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