- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

life is like a penis, short but feels long when it's hard.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What happens when a truck full of mexicans and a truck full of aisians collide? They all die.

What did the plane say to the other plane? Boy, those towers fall!

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

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