Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Dani Barton is a stupid GIRL

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Why Did the man Commit suicide? His body used cellular respiration to make ATP (A form of energy) and his body used it to send electrical signals to his index finger to pull the trigger on his .357 Magnum, thus putting a bullet through the soft tissue in his brain causing his body to shut down Imediately!

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What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint.

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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Malcom: Knock Knock. Jessica: Who's there? Malcom: It's Malcom. Jessica: Okay. Come in.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

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What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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