— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

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Your mamma's so obese that she can't stand up. She's been like this for years. That's because she's dead. She died of cardiovascular-related diseases.

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If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

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Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

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what did blonde say to the square? ur a square which is comprised of four equal sides and always have four lines of symmetry.

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What's as red as a Lobster? A Lobster

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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My favorite word starts with F and ends with U-C-K! My favorite word is FIRETRUCK! What'd you think I'd say? My favorite thing starts with P and ends with O-R-N! My favorite thing is POPCORN! What'd you think I'd say?

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Two blonds walk into a bar, the brunette ducked

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

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two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

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good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

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What is red and hangs around the back of a train? A miscarriage.

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i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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Why did the four friends drive past the bar? To see if it was too crowded to go into or not.

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what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

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why did the black guy fall off a cliff? because he was a zombie

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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