Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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A: Do you like it B: No

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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Please ignore this statement.

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Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

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whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

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Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

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Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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Michael Brown

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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