96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Knock knock? Whose There? Not Suzie, She can't knock

why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

im trying to thing of a good joke...oh wait i got one but only one... ok ready?...oh wait...i forgot it again

Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

whats worse than getting bit by a tick. getting bit by a deer tick that as lyme disease.

Yo mama got so bad teeth her dentist said she should get them surgicly removed and get lifelike dentures

What smells like diarrhea and looks like poop? A rotten banana.

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