- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

i hate non minorities!

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Let's go ride bikes!

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

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