A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

Why was the boy sad? because the serotonin level in his brain was significantly lower than normal.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

What did Thomas Jefferson's children call him? Grandpa

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Jay-Z

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

Why couldnt hellen keller drive because she was a women

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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