Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

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Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? He said "Get in the car".

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Why did a girl get an STD? She had sex.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

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Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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