- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

How do you end a sentence

Why did the blonde die? She was slurped up by a 1,000 foot anteater.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why was Sally angry? Because somebody burned all her clothes

If Oscar Meyer had a dog what kind of dog would it be? A Wiener Dog!!

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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