whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

knock knock Goodbye

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

a fat man walks out of mcdonalds

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

If a bunch of midgets do the wave, is it a ripple ?

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Whats white and black and red all over? A panda that has just been shot by a poacher.

A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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