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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

chuck norris will never have a heart attack because he has great cardiovascular health.

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