- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

Why'd the blonde jump out the window? To kill herself

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

Knock Knock Who's there? You You Who? Yes? Can I help you madam?

I walk into a bar...

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

What do you call it when a black man kills an Asian man? Murder.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

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