More mindfuck: Your school is betraying you edition. How are you going to feel good about yourself, if you have to UNDER STAND everything you learn? Moral: If you dont get it, you are not ready.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What's worse than being raped? Not a whole lot-- rape is a very serious mental and emotional strain that will stick with a person for the remainder of their life.

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What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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were you expecting a joke

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

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Why couldn't the ten-year-old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-13

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What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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What did the radiator say to the carpet? Nothing, a radiator is an inanimate object, and therefore is unable to speak.

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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Q: On a plane, a black man does not grab a bag of peanuts, while everyone else does. Why? A: He has allergies.

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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Why did the black man cross the road? he just wanted to cross the road, racist. ... after he had robbed a bank

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