haha your power hose was robbed and the shitty bike

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

thumb_up thumb_down +15

A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Q. What did the dead man do after he died? A. Nothing. He's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What did the frat guy drink after he lifted? A various assortment of beverages that were chilled at a cool 66 degrees.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

thumb_up thumb_down +15

Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

thumb_up thumb_down +15

a. johns friend said your a towel b. rick replied im obivously not a towel and walked away in discust at his friends stupidity.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Are you gay. No. Ok.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other... Uh oh. A car just ran it over.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you kill a innocent young boy walking from school? I don't know but do you want to enjoy a refreshing beverage of creaming soda?

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

How do you leave a jackass in suspense? I'll tell you later.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops