- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

A man died in a sky-diving accident. What was the last thing that went through his mind before he died? His feet

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

It was a beautiful day. Face.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Where is Jew University? Berlin, Germany

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

how did the guy in the wheelchair cross the road he didnt he got dragged down the street cause his chair was hooked to the bus

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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