- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't Kelly finish her test? She spontaneously combusted.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

Why can't Vampires go out in the sunlight? Because they don't exist.

A Priest and a Rabbi find a very young lost child. They both agree that their religions obligate them to find the child shelter.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

Why did Sally have a headache? She had a Brian tumor the size of an eggplant.

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender doesn't understand him because he doesn't speak duck and promptly calls animal control to have the duck removed.

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