- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's good about eating every night? Knowing that an African won't.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

your face

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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