- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

KILL WHITEY

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Cue annoying little kids saying WHAT!!!!!!!!! A: To check out all the chicks

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

TIMMY

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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