Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

RIDE A PONY, RIDE A PONY

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

Hey, I just met you And this is scabies So I'm prescribing you some permethrin.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the black man purchase a gun? Because the man enjoys to go hunting in his spare time.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

kieran is a homosexual

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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