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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Q: What do you call an exact duplicate of Homer Simpson who's been enhanced with numerous special powers and a strength-boosting inducer among other beneficial additions? A: A mobidly overweigth individual who hasn't realized what the phrase, "Go on a diet", even denotes/implies.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

knock knock!? . . No.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

Ross.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

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