- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

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Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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