A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

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Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What's up? Your time.

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HEY!

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What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

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hi

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What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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stinky boner

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whats worse than 10 dead babies nailed to one tree? 10 living babies nailed to one tree

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Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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Read a Book.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Useful Information: *2+2=5 *4+4=9 *6+6=13 Q: Given this information, how many fingers am I holding up? A: It was a trick question. Batman didn't open the door.

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Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. This poem sucks. I like math!

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

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Knock knock Go away

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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