- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

what came first the chicken or the chips

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sara

hey guys im gay

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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