- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Holocost jokes arent even that funny, Anne Frank-ly they annoy me.

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

Q: how do u make a fireman cry? A: set his wife on fire

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

What did the clown say when he was denied health insurance? Nothing, he died of his pre-existing heart condition.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Orange ya glad i didn't say banana

How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

A bloke walks into a bar. He doesn't say 'ouch' because it was a public house and not a hard surfaced object as you may have thought initially

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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