A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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