Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

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a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

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What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Only people of high intelligence can laugh at anti jokes.

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Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

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Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

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A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

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what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Sally went to an R-Kelly concert what happend when she came out? No one because R-Kelly peed on sally and cops came in.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bicycle? It was the first time he road without his training wheels.

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what do you say to your girlfriend just after the best sex you ever had? I really got great value for money tonight with my prostitute sweety. You should have been there

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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