What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What did the girl say to her ex? Fuck you.

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What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

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A dog walks into a bar. He's a service animal, so this is allowed.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

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sure!

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

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There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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What did my uncle get for Christmas? Me... MagicMonkey

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

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Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

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how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

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Anti Joke

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