this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

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How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

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what is the differnce between my truck and chuck norris? i eat my own poop.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

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There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

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What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

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once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

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how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

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What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

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