What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Yo mama is so fat because she doesn't exercise and eats way too much calories. The reason fat people gain weight is because of low metabolism which means her body is not burning a lot of fat and instead is storing fat. A healthy life style such as playing sports, walking in a park, or eating healthy foods will benefit her from any medical complications in the future.

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What did the old man get for Christmas? He forgot because he has alzheimer's

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue If I Had A Brick I Would Throw It At You

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Bill Gates, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk die and find themselves standing before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. Actually, that's just speculation. No one really knows what happens when you die. Most likely your consciousness simply stops, and you cease to exist, an eternity of oblivion. But most people can't face this possibility so we have made up comforting stories to attempt to ease our collective fear of death.

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Yo momma's such a whore that she violates the sanctity of marriage by sleeping with other men other than her husband.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? Perhaps he was doing a project on tree-life.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

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DAVID.B YOU O ES 2 BAR YA TRAMP

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

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Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

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roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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Boxing on Boxing Day

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

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A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

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What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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