"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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What happened when the Asain woman got in her car? A speeding drunk driver hit her and now she is paralyzed from the neck down.. Its a tragic story

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What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

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A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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were at work systems r down

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

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What did the banana say to the apple? Nothing, although on a deoxyribonucleic acid level, bananas are technically sharing 50% of their genes with us, humans, but yet still have the incapability to produce its own voice. In addition, apple can't talk either due to their lack of nerves, veins, arteries, and diaphragm, therefore bananas not apple cannot produce sound.

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How did the fat man survive the plane crash? He didn't, he died like everyone else!

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womens rights

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the man scream when his dog ran into the room? Because he was afraid of dogs.

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What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

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Your momma's so old, she your family should be proud to know someone who has lived such a long and full life.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

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Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Why did the mother stop breastfeeding her son? Because he was twenty five.

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What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

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Why did Johnny fall off of the swing? The swing was defective. Knock, knock. Who's there? Johnny's lawyer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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