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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

You bumder!

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virginan Hawk

Roses are brown Violets are brown Someone keeps shitting in my garden

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

It was Jimmy's 18th bday so his parents let him have the house to himself. He ate shrooms, fucked his turtle, then had his dick bitten off.

what's black and can't swim?

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

whats brown and booky a book.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of shit. I don't have a pile of shit in my garage.

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Help i have fallen and i cannont get up Life alert life alert To bad just sit there we dont care

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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