- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Love Chocolate, More Than I Love You

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Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

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