- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

what time does the japanese guy go to the dentist? well his appointment was for 11:30, so he might show up approximately 5 minutes prior to the appointment time, just to make sure everything goes steadily as planned

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

why was the hobo sad his box was confiscated

Tilt your screen back .

Q: Why did the kid get Christman presents in August? A: Because it was cheaper than chemotherapy.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

Person 1: knock knock Person 2: Who's there? Person 1: nobody Person 2: nobody who? Person 1: ............

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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