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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

Q) What do you get when you cross a brown chicken with a brown cow? A) An abomination

How do you get a clown off of your property? You ask him politely to get off and if he doesn't, you should contact the authorities immediately.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

What does a black man and a monkey have in common? Until February 3rd 1870 neither could vote in America. Monkeys still can't.

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

Can I ask you a question? You just did

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they've may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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