How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

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How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

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Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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One,two,skip a few... five,six,seven,eight...(and so on ad infinitum)

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A Hispanic walks into an alleyway and sees two of his rich friends. He desperately needs money and only has enough time to shoot one of them because he sees the police following him. He decides which one to shoot... Wait, if he has enough time to think about this shouldn't he just shoot both of them?

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How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

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what did the lion tell the jellyfish? nothing, both lions and jellyfishes cant talk, and even if they could the chances of a lion meeting a jellyfish are remote

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What's worse than the holicost? The ninja turtles

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why was six afraid of seven It wasnt. numbers are not sentient or tangible and thus are incapable of feeling fear

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Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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