How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

how do you see the difference between a ceiling and a floor? people dont walk on a ceiling

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Anthony sucks

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

Jack Stevens

A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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