- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Whats the difference between an aboriginal and a deer? Nothing, infact they are quite similar, they have no house and smell like wild animals and jaywalk.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

What do you call Madeline McCann at the bottom of the sea? Drowned Madeline McCann.

How many Jews can you fit in the car? 4 in the seats and 6 million in the ashtray.

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