- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Chicken

Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

A seal walks into a club.

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Bob Saget that is all

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?? Nobody knows because he had no arms, therefore he could not open any presents.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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