Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

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How does a black man get down the stairs? He walks.

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What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

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9/11

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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Why did you loose the basketball game? Because they scored more points than us.

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

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How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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What Happens when you shoot a deer? It's Dead

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A man and his young child walk into a clinic to get physical check-up. The man learns from the physicist he doesn't mater. His wife remarries and start having frequent sex and the child is scarred for life. This is irrelevant because both parents don't exist and this is all a constant delusion in an psychiatric hospital.

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what did the black women name her child jamaal

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whats long and black? a baton

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A pirate walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, "why do you have a wheel in your pants?"

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David shut the fuck up your cat has asthma and i dropped a weight on its little fucking head that pikey should of drowned it furthermore your sister looks like a greasy alien

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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