An English ship lands in the New World and offers to trade with the natives. The ship actually carried foreign diseases that the natives had no immunity to, and they all died.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

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A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

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Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

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Whats red and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket Whats blue and looks like a bucket? -a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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Its behind you like if you looked behind

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I love pissing people off :P

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

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What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

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Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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don't just stand there

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What's the worst thing that can go wrong while trying to archieve something you desperately want? -Everything.

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What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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why did jenny drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock who's there? not jenny.

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What is worse then losing your remote? Falling off a cliff landing on a sharp rock and dying slowly.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

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Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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