Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

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Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

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Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Why did Lil' Susie leave her blue rain boots at home? Because she had stumps for legs. To attempt to wear them would only hurt her emotionally.

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Why couldn't Jimmy eat his food? Because I threw a microwave at him

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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What come after 69? Time for you to get a watch

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A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

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Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

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What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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Anti Joke

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