Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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There were once three brothers who were traveling along a lonely, winding road at twilight. In time, the brothers reached a river too deep to wade through and too dangerous to swim across. However, these brothers were learned in the magical arts, and so they simply waved their wands and made a bridge appear across the treacherous water. They were halfway across it when they found their path blocked by a hooded figure. This hooded figure then proceeded to step out of the shadows and mug them, all three of them were brutally murdered. This is why you stay away from hooded figures when you are being talked about in a story being told in third person.

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did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

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Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

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Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

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How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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