- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

Your mother just died.

Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What does a Barbie Doll and Britney Spears have in common? They're both 100 percent plastic.

hashtags suck balls

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

How do you wake up your grandmother........ You don't, she had a massive heart attack and died in her sleep

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

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