What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

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A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

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A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

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knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

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My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

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what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

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Why is OK SUK WHANG's name on a gravestone? She thought she was way better than okay.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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Why was the old lady sad? Her husband was raped by an angry gallon of milk.

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Released some juice and burst its skin.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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