N-E Pats never cheated

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

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WILLY

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

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A grandma writes to her young grandson every day over e-mail with funny lines and pictures,He shows his parents a joke she sent him it reads- "A guy walks into a bar.. He says ouch" They then read on and call the police.They say "Son go to your room.. you're being stalked by a pedophile.. Your grandma has been dead since last year.. we are sorry"

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A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

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Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Micheal Jackson molests little boys.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

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You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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knock knock whos there your mother open the door

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yeyeyeyeye live action

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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