- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a black man went and bought a car with his own hard-earned money.

Me: Ask my if I'm a secret agent. You: Are you a secret agent? Me: I cannot disclose that information.

jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's me. Oh, come on in. Thanks.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

Q: Why could John say goodbye to his girlfriend ? A: He didnt have one

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue Violets are actually purple or white

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

What's worse than speaking to a Russian bear? Gettting mauled and eaten by one.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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