What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

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What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

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your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

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What happened when the black man and the white woman mated? Nothing. The man was infertile.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

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If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eric, your old high school pal! Eric, you slept with my wife 3 years ago. You have her, please stop coming to my door and please stop saying your my pal. Pals don't sleep with other guys' wives.

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A little boy had a candle by his bedside. It fell over. The candle was fake, and it didn't burn down his house. When he woke up, he picked up the candle, put it back on his nightstand and had a wonderful day.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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