- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Vote this up or I'll tell my mum!

Get on the boat.

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Why did the deer cross the road? It didn't, the animal species is incapable of having a logical reason to possessing the will to cross a road. ruhtard

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Whats green and has wheels?? - Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a place where all hopes and dreams go to die as this place is contained of depression and the lingering smell of death? www.anti-joke.com

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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