- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

Do cows get breast cancer or utter cancer?

Why did a chicken cross the road? To see The Doors.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

How will the world end? That information is unknown

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

An alligator was found wearing a vest. The investigator had no comment... As alligators are incapable of speech. ^^^

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

You see this dick stop being a spick now suck on my wee wee u prick

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

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