- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. Because she had no arms Q. What smells like red paint and is blue? A. Blue Paint Knock Knock? Who's There NOT SALLY

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Why was the boy at the funeral? Because he was dead.

What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Did you hear the one about the broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

I had a submarine.... once

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

womens rights

What's the worst thing about that Black Jew at the Bus Stop? He's taking a bus to go to his mother's funeral.

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Hey! That's mine! Give it back!

What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does water taste like? Water

What do you call a duck playing a trombone? Hallucinations

What's heavier: a kilogramme of steel or a kilogramme of feathers? A kilogramme of steel, because steel is heavier than feathers.

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