Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

Yo mama so fat......Hiroshima.

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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