why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

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"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

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Daniel is a fag

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How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Donald Trump.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

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A Mexican, a Caucasian, and an African-American jump out of an airplane. They all die.

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autsim

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Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

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What’s the best part about knowing things no one else does? Nothing. I’m schizophrenic and can’t afford medication.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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What did the sun say to the moon ?? Nothing - they can't speak

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Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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