- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Are you black? Kill yourself.

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

A drunk guy walks into a bar. He orders a beer and the bartender says "Hey pal, you look and act really drunk, I don't think I can serve you any more alcohol." The man looks up to the bartender and says "You're right, I'm really drunk."

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face

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