Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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How did the boy compliment the girl? He told her she had a lot of breasts. In return, she told him he had many penises.

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Why did the Hispanic woman cheat on her husband? Because he couldn't maintain an erection, was boring, and collected stamps.

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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a naked man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out because you must have shoes and a shirt to be served

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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What's the best way to suprise your friend? Shove a banana up his ass.

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A man walks into a bar and takes a seat at the bar stool. He then proceeds to look over and said a man in a suit and tie open up the window , jumps, and begins to float in mid air. In amazement he approaches the man. He says " That's amazing! How do you do that?" The man in the suit and tie replies "Drink this liquid and you will be able to fly." The man with excitement quickly rushes to the window, opens it, and suddenly falls to his death. The bartender says to the man with the suit and tie " Superman, you're a real dick when your drunk."

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what shoes do pedafiles wear White vans

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Why was the mom happy cause her daughter had an abortion

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What did the plane say to the twin towers on 9/11 - Nothing, how do you expect planes to talk, stop hallucinating and stop with the drugs

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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penis in the camel

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what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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If I could Rearrange the alphabet, i would put U and Q together.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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