What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

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Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

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You know what rhymes with sloth? Rape.

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What did Han Solo say to Chewy before they got in the Millennium Falcon? Chewy, get in the ship.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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blargen fa-diddle nachen!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

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What's worse than finding 7 dead babies in a bin? Finding one is missing.

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What is a frogs favorite drink? Water.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chipmunk fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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3 Blondes walk into a bar. One ducks, the other two are hospitalized with mild concussions

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Wanna hear something irrational? Pi

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Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

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Shltskc gw? G

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Q: What do you call 10 babies at the bottom of the ocean? A: Dead

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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