What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

what do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and see your tv floating thats odd.

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Q. What do you call a child with no friends or family A. Adopted

Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

how do you call someone? use a phone

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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