How did the newborn baby come out of a man? It was ejaculated as a sperm from his testicles

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Q. How many leprechauns does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Light bulbs don't exist

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde. A: Put her in a circular room and tell her to pee in the corner. Q: How does a blonde confuse you? A: She says she's done.

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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A blindman walks into a bar... then a chair, then a pole

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Why did Susie fall off the swingset? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

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A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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How do you end a sentence

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Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair... Fuzzy Wuzzy has cancer

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Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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