- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

why do the jewish guy and italian girl talk? i dont know why any decent minded italian would talk to a jew so i don't know.

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

A man with Azheim - Eh, I forgot what it was called.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Your face Godammit!!!

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

What black and has children A black man

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

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