A Duck walks into a bar.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

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What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

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Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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What does a casino have in common with a woman liqur in the front, and poker in the back

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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What happened to the old lady with a hat? She fell down

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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