hi hey i hate you why you ate my mother she tasted good i like fried chicken ITS A SMALL WORLD! SO DO I well lets go to the beach ok

why are black people always so funny because they think of funny jokes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

purple pickles

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

It's April Fools Day... APRIL FOOLS!!!

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

What would George Washington say if he were alive today? WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THIS COUNTRY!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

whats worse than ur granny dying? uhhh...actually theres nothing is worse

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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