Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

roses are red, violets are blue. you've got Alzheimer's, it sucks to be you

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

A man walked into a bar. He was accused of being to drunk to drive so someone called a cab for him and he was forced to leave.

A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

Inspirational speaker: "You can judge a man by the way he treats those who can do nothing for him." Me: "Hitler loved dogs."

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Jeff

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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