- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are you doing today? I'm fine...Except for the rape.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

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