- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Did you know Helen Keller had a treehouse? B: No. A: Neither did she.

- Why does a kid from Chernobyl have two heads? - Because of the effects of the nuclear disaster that occurred there in 1986.

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

What are annoying? Ads.

What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

Michael Jackson will always be remembered for touching...the hearts of many.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

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