- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. They were walking and baby tomato starts lagging behind. So the papa tomato stomps on the baby tomato and says nothing because tomatoes can't talk.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

roses are black violets are black i am blind

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

A blond was walking alone down a street one night. Then she was suddenly mugged and raped. She reported her attacker but he was never caught.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??