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What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

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Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

Poop.

whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

Go away still nothing to see

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What do you do with a Jewish kid with add( attention deficits disorder)? Send him to a concentration camp

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

what did one elephant say to the other one? nothing silly elepehants dont talk

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

Whats slower than molasses? Slightly thicker molasses.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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