your no better than a cockroach

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

your a vagina says you, you're a tit

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A jew walks into a bar He receives a phone call and promptly leaves

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why can't the Asian do math? He has down-syndrome.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

What's more funny than an anti-joke? A joke.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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