- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Take away his glass of water.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

How do you catch a predator? You throw a beartrap at a child.

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Why was Jacob not allowed to play sports? He fell down in the middle off the street and got ran over 50 times and could never do anything again.

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

What's the opposite of white? Black. You're racist. You fapped.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why was the black kid at school? Because he wanted to receive an education.

a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What do you do if you run over a black man? Call an ambulance... he's probably about to die.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

phil - "honey, why is the picture quality so bad" Phil was watching a toaster

What's another name for asexual reproduction? Parthenogenesis.

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