- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

why did jim die? he had cancer why did jim have no hair? it started to fall out when he was 20 and now he is bald at 30 years old

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

Why do beavers have flat tails? They don't know but their relatives certainly get upset

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

An Asian person drove home safely.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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