- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why was the little boy crying? Because his older brother was forcing him to pee on an electrical socket.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

Mary- Hey Dallas, do you have a suitcase? Dallas- Yeah, why? Mary- I need a suitcase

What state is high in the middle and round on both ends? Onorth Chiarolinao

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

So this guy was making a sandwich...

Colin is gay but toasters are not

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

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