Stephen Hawking

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I pregnant woman wakes in the night because she had a mis-carriage.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. There is a frog in his beer.

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

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Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

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What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

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how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Thats so awesome, I was totally not not going to tell you and when I saw I did not not type it I totally did it anyways, but why did it last even though stuff timed out? I am like so wet.

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what is 3+3= 8

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? Tree sap.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

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Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

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Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

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Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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