Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato!!

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why'd the girl fall off her bike? She rode over a curb

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers but at least i do not have Alzheimers

How do you kill a Chinese hobo Shoot him

what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

Gay republicans

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

Everybody will die

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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