Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

When birds fly south for the winter they fly in a V formation. one side is always longer than the other. why is that? Because there are more birds on that side

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why did the Polish man cross the road? Because the doctors was across the road, and he had a doctor appointment in five minutes time.

like most people my age. im 27

There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Brandon Bass's career average for assists is 0.7 a game. guess what his nickname is bassy

What do you call a gay mexican on welfare? poor

TRICERATOPS!

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

knock knock Dave's not here.

Women deserve equal rights.

When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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