- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who pooped in my garden?

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

Why are the dinosaurs extinct? A meteor hit the Yucatan Peninsula and caused a blast that covered the earth and killed them all.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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