One day a priest walked into a prison to bring lost souls to the Lord.....Not his best idea.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

cops:knock- knock person: who's there? cops: the cops person: the cops who cops: we found the body #Casey Anthony

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

An englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar. They were all lawyers out on lunch break and happened to walk into the same building. They laughed about the coincidence over the a drink

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because apples can't talk.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Knock knock. Stop making puns at my door!

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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