- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man die? He had a heart attack.

What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why was the Pizza Delivery boy crying? He was sad.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

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