Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

A Jew walked into Germany. He never walked back out.

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim.  X

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Antijokes...

So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

What did the dog say to his owner? Bark.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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