Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

here's a joke... the american education society

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

What do you call cheese that's mine? My cheese

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? Everywhere

Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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