Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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why did the movie get bad reviews? it was a bad movie

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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What's blue and smells? A dead girl guide.

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You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

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Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

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How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

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Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

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What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? obviously quite a lot due to the fact that they are two completely different ideas with little to no relation to each other.

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What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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