- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

What do you call a black man eating a chair. I don't know and this is highly unlikely because chairs are inedible therefore this circumstance is impossible.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

what did one gagged man say to the other gagged man? nothing he was gagged

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

What do you get when you throw a white hat in the red sea? A wet hat.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

what does lady gaga have that some people dont have? a penis.

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

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