- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

A Muslim and 2 French people walked into a bar They start to have a nice conversation about Charlie Hebdo

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Q. what has 2 tums and a boner. A. a horny guy <3

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

what's worse then a blowjob?

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