What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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What's worse than kissy face pictures on facebook? The porn pictures on facebook.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

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There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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