- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

What did the little girl say to her mother? Nothing, the previous day the little girl was kidnapped and rapped by two 40 year old men and was eventually decapitated...she will never speak to her mother again.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

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A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.