- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

Life is like a bucket of wood shavings. Except when they're in a pail. Then it's like a pail of wood shavings.

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

roses are red and violets are blue so is your mums fanny

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