- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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