- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: how many babies does it take to paint a house red? A: It Depends on how hard you throw them

Why did jenny fall off the swing? ...Cause she has no arms Knock, Knock Who's there? not jenny

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Whats cold and frozen? ice

I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

What was Dillon's old name? Dillon, I lied about the old name part.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

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