all the kids had fun

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

run farther?

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

Nero, man, I mean I will hurt you, I am on my way to the hospital, and seriously that pic does not look real, seriously on a hospital? I mean man, I am really sorry! I nearly killed you, how was i supposed to know you do not care about your teeth and take half a bottle of that calcium stuff? My mom? Yeah sure! She laughed at the message you sent her, and if you touch my sis, ill kill you, anyway I am on my way, you better change your mind or I will kick your ass!

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

What do you call a guy with an ax in his chest? An ambulance.

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Anti Joke

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