Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

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Q: How many Babies does it take to paint a garage? A: babies do not have good motor skills therefore, they can not hold a paint brush.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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Why did the sloth cross the road To fuck your gay cousin

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That was totally mean! I mean I was in no way going to say any of that to you! Especially not the last part, sorry that must have been part of the suggestion or something, I barely ever tell myself stuff like that, I mean stop it okay? I mean I totally read it and all but I was all like "I am notnot typing that" please stop it, its humiliating.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why couldn't Sammy ride a Bicycle? -Because Sammy is a Fish

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

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No soup for you!

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Kid: "Tell me about when you were young, Grandpa." Grandpa: "Oh, sonny, those were crazy times. My friends and I were out of control. We used to give each other wet-willies and funny arm. We'd play dandy-balls and legs-a-spread and penis-butt." Kid: "Sounds kind of gay, Grandpa. " Grandpa: "It was gay. Everyone was. But, back then, we were called pole-fancies. It was real, good old-fashioned "grab the nearest tree and hold on for dear life" gay, not today's fancy, featherbed, thread-count gay. People got hurt back then! Kid "That's gay." Grandpa: "Yeah, it was pretty gay "

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer while the other is just a water melon.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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