What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

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What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

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what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

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Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because the Nazis were on the brink of losing the war and Berlin was shortly to be captured by Soviet forces.

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

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Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

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Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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What did the cat say to the dog? - meow!

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

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whats the difference between a black guy and a park bench? well a park bench is an inanimate object that people use to sit on and feed the birds at the park. and a black guy is a living being who is looked down upon in society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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