- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

noah is a scrub jungle

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

What gets bigger and bigger and bigger, then dies? A baby.

Q: whats worse than being in the car for 1hour A: being in the car for 2 hours Made by: grant chapman:)

knock knock whos there? andy andy who? andy gold hi come in

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did the black man have a Lamborghini in his garage? Because he got good grades in school, was accepted into a nice college, and earned a medical degree, which he used to get himself a well-paying job in the medical field.

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

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