What did the man say when he was stabbed on the street? Nothing, because he died.

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What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between an Asian bookkeeper and a Jewish dog? This isn't a joke, it's an assignment for school, I need to write a 3 page paper on this. Any ideas?

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Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them says, "Man, it sure is hot in here." and the other muffin replies, "Yep." They later die a horrid and painful death as their flesh gets burned into a nice golden brown crisp.

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What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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Coach: Hey, you missed the team meeting today, but I wanted to let you know we've had a number of changes to the lineup. Player: Really? Who's on first? Coach: That's right. A man with the unlikely name of Mr. Who is on first. We also have Mr. What on second, and Mr. I Don't Know is on third. The rest of the team is the same. Player: Oh. People have weird names now. But I'm sure they're great guys. Thanks for explaining that. Coach: Any time. Don't mention it.

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Sloths

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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How do you get out of a car with only a baseball bat and a hammer? Unlock the door.

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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Nazi jokes are not funny. ANNE FRANKly they're mean! See What i did there?

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You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

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I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

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Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

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Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

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In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

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Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

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this website is a bad joke

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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What is white, sticky, and something that gay people and women love? Frosting.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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