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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

-Why did the chicken cross the road? '' I dont know '' -Because it would cross the road and over to you. -Knock knock? '' Who's there?'' - CHICKEN!!!!!!!

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

what came first the chicken or the chips

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

In Soviet Russia, everything you do will have an equal and opposite effect, for the laws of physics still apply in every part of the world. No matter where you are.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

What's did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

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