What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat whore.

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vote this down and i will DOX you

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Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

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What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

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How do you teach an asian baby to read? Enroll him in a good pre-school and practice regularly.

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this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

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A black man was walking down the street wearing a ski mask. It was cold outside.

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What did the blond say to the ginger Stop drop and roll your hairs on fire

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What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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A woman walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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