- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black guy african american

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

A bear comes across some people on a camping trip. But he then promptly leaves, because bears aren't inherently aggressive unless caring for their young or if they are provoked.

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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