Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

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Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: Green paint.

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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Robocop The Reboot reboot. Watch as The friendly robot named Murphy, is violently broken down by a horrible shower of water, the only means to save him is to transfer his data into a human. He awakens again as Robofriendlydude (starring Adam Sandler) as a robot learns to love, learns to share, learns to dance with children in this years Reboot of the classic love comedy Robocop. PG-3 "So good I could only watch five seconds of it" Rotten potatoes. 99 percent fresh. "Kill me with a chainsaw" Honest reviews. "AWESOME!" Dishonest reviews "Makes Twilight seem like the better lovestory" Everyone.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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Why couldn't the old man see? He was deaf

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Calling your penis a chose because it's small and fat.

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What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

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Sam Hengal.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

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Waseem is a hard worker.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, Herp Derp

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

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hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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I had 99 problems Solved them all

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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