What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

If I became the president of the U.S.A I would change our national animal from eagle to smeagle. Like this if you agree. By Adam Chebali

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Heskey time.

what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

Tim likes girls

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

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