A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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Why couldn't anybody at school taste lunch? Nobody made lunch.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

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How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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Why did? Yes

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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