- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

Two Jews are sitting in a large oven. They realize it is a dangerous place to be and get out of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

What fires shots? A gun

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What isyellow and can't swim? a bulldozer

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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