- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

guess what>? your mum lol

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because death was certain if it didn't.

N-E Pats never cheated

Why did the boy fall off the swing?

Why did Logan lose his lunch? Because he forgot to his lunchbox on the day-trip.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

can you touch your toes? no

Boob

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

A white guy, spanish guy, and a black guy jump off a roof. They were all killed on impact and their families will mourn their loss for years to come.

what is the best invention ever created ? ............ PORN !!!!

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