Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

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Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

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I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

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What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

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Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

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Why can't jokes spit?

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I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

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Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Yo mammas so fat you know what, i think she might die!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

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Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

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Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

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Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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