I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

A Fat person walks out of mcDonalds

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

what do you call a ginger......... billy and mickee.......

Why does the girl get humped by a pig? Because she has sexual needs and no other more attractive animal, including an human wants to hump her.

Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

hello there i am a male from the small town of balamory and i have just found a very large oblong with an acute right angle strongly attached to the left hand side........do you think i should hand it to the new york extra torestial services ?

It's all shits and giggles until someone giggles and shits.

Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

Anti Joke

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