What happens when metal and ice collide together? The Titanic

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

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What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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Why did the man buy his wife expensive flowers? It was their anniversary and he is a faithful husband.

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What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

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What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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eyebrows up means ur flirting this isnt a joke dont laugh

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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A duck flies into a bar. The bartender allows it to stay because it turns into a beautiful swan. The goose then lays a golden egg and the bartender stares in awe as a giant bean stalk grows out of the egg. He's ecstatic and really glad he let the flamingo stay with all the wonderful colors and magic going on.

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That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

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Once upon a time there was a small poor boy in a small German village. Her was name Smalls. Later he found out that he had to go back to Virginia because of their family then she got milk and went to the play that night like he was planning, and it was probably a problem with the clutch or transmission. It was fine because Smalls was 64 years old.

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Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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A black man and a muslim enter a bar. The Black man pulls out a gun in an attempt to commit a robbery, however the muslim opened his jacket, screamed "Allah Akkbar" and blew himself up. Everyone died.

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Why did? Yes

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What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

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Who found Anne Frank? The Nazis

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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