- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

Why did the man cut his hair? Cause he has cancer

How high is the sky? True or False

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

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