Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

what comes in tube and smells like toothpaste? toothpaste

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why was the black guy sad? Because he has a knife through his throat

How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a mustang? I don't have a mustang in my garage..

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

I literally died laughing

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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