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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

a man makes a bad joke

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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