- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why does the black man take drugs. Because he is very sick.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

A house comes around the corner.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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