What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It got hit by a school bus and died.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

A woman went for a midnight jog. She's been missing for 12 years now.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

what's white and bumpy? Milk. But it's not bumpy.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

Situation: 2 cows eating grass on a warm Sunday night. Question: Why does 9+4=3 1/2? Answer: 69!

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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