- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

Q: how do you get an clown off a unicycle A:You hit it with a police baton

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

Why was little georgia afraid of the tea cup ? Because she was tripping over the holocaust.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What comes after 69? 70

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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