- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

A French man, Irish man and Japanese man walk into a bar, seeing as the men speak different languages no conversation begins.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q. How do you punish Helen Keller? A. Rearrange the furniture in her room

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

Why was 6 afraid of 12? Because 12 used to beat up 6 and now 6 has a restraining order against 12. 12 has to stay at least 5 numbers away from 6.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

So,a guy walks up to his friends at the bar and try's to to talk to them,the friends start being rasist ,so the first guy says 'wo guys stop going in that direction ,that one direction

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

I'm homeless.

Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

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