- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris will eventually die because he is a human being, just like all of us. His movies weren't very good either.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? None, due her disability she was unable to see colours...

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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