how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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what's worse than the holocaust the man who thought of it

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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One time there was a man walking down the street. Wrong, it is physically impossible to walk down a street, you can only walk along it.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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An Irishman walked out of a bar

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Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's the difference between a Christian and a Jew? One believes in Jesus, the other doesn't.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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