Two polar bears were sitting in a bathtub. One said to the other, "Could you pass the saop?". The other say, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?".

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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guess what what ...

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

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what do u call a black men standing on top of a church. holy shit

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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What do you call a girl with ADD and too much free time? Me

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Postman Will you sign hear please he said Oh my toaster came

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what happened to the man that got shot.... He died.. 3 secs after

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

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What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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