Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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How did Jimmy lose seven pounds? I killed him.

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DINOSAUR Street Fighter 4: Masterchief edition LOUND ONE! BAKE! And the final results: Sagat: Heh, you want some... cornflakes? *BOOO! YOU THUG!" Ryu: WHOWANTSSOMEPOUNDCAKE! *Delicious poundcake omg" "Well, at least better than serving a fucking bowl of foocking cornflakes with milk in four goddamn hours!" YOU LOSE! "You must defeat my Poundcake to stand a chance, I am the worlds greatest pillow fighter!" GAME OVER

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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So a horse walks into a bar, oh wait Sarah Jessica Parker

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How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

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What do you call the offspring of an elephant? A baby elephant.

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Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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eoin burgin is fat

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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yo Mama so stupid a robber stole her t.v and she ran after him yelling, YOU FORGOT THE REMOTE!

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A devout Christian dies. Peter winks as his soul passes through the impenetrable Gates of Heaven. Everyone is gay and– like, gay as in happy– Fags aren't allowed in Heaven.

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whats your name whats the color of the sky whats the oppisite of down

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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why did the kid drop his toy? a dog was ripping out his throat

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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Dr.Octagonapus.... BLAAAAAArGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Jackalope :)

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your mom is so ugly that she is still a virgin, you don't exist you are just a figment of my imagination.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has two legs

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To momma's missing so many teeth it looks like her tongues in jail

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What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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