- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

a gay man got shot outside his house even though he was just checking the male get it checking the male

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Q: why did the prisoner drop his soap? A: easy sex

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

How do you make a tissue dance? Tissues are inanimate objects, they cannot dance and thinking otherwise is foolish.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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why was the little girl crying? Because her family was dead

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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