What did the bartender say to the upset horse? GET OUT OF MY BAR!!!

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

tea with milk?

Knock, Knock. Who's There? Its Greg. I forgot my keys, can you let me back in?

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

A lot eh?

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Immobile.

what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

How do you make a Cowboy cry? You kill his family.

Dad always said that laughter was the best medicine. Maybe that's why he died of tuberculosis.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

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