Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the french toast say to the french fry? I don't know, I don't speak french.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pickles.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

A boy called Justin bieber fell down a hole and died

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

What did the one Lame say to the other Lame? I don't know, what did you say?

Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy? A: Nothing, he's a mute.

What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

So a guy walks into the doctors and say "Doctor it hurts when i poke my knee like this" the doctor says "Let me see your hand" the doctor squeezes the patients finger and the patient says "ow!" the doctor says "now poke you knee again" the patient pokes his knee and says "it still hurts" so the doctor comes to a conclusion and says " you dont have a broken kneecap you have a broken finger, stupid, now get out and leave me alone!"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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